Sexy SMS :
Daughter- mom, when can you be sure that a man is thinking of sex? Mom: put your finger near his nose, if he breathing, he is thinking of sex. For More read : Sexy SMS ----------------------------------------- Ladki:Tum Ladke Kisi Ladki me sabse pehle kya Dekhte Ho? ? ? ? Boy: Depend karta hai ki . . woh aa rahi hai ya Jaa Rahi hai… |
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Q: What is a kiss? A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor. |
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