Monday 2 December 2013

Sexy SMS

Sexy SMS :


Daughter- mom,
when can you be sure
that
a man is thinking of sex?
Mom: put your finger
near his nose,
if he breathing,
he is thinking of sex. 


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Ladki:Tum Ladke
Kisi Ladki me sabse
pehle kya Dekhte
Ho?

?

?

?

Boy: Depend karta
hai ki
.
.
woh aa rahi hai
ya
Jaa Rahi hai…
 
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Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple,
its an enquiry
at the top floor
about the vacancy
in the ground floor.
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Sardar washed his
underwear &
hung it to drynear
neighbour’s panty
& put a note on it:
:Bhabhi !!
Plz remind me to remove
myunderwear
when U remove
UR panty  


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Two Girls were
masturbating with
carrots.
Boy says: What
are you doing?
Girls: you naughty
guy, will u join us?
boy: Wait,
I'll get a carrot...!



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