Adult SMS

Adult SMS :


Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh!! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:We were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)


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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao..


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Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
 I cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush


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Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

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